May I Sex Dating With You?

Okay, lately I’ve been getting this message in my comment spam dumpster “May I Sex Dating With You”? As follows are my thoughts:

Generally one should avert their eyes and look the other way while clicking the “DELETE SPAM” button. There’s a great plug-in for Word-press called Askimet which uses other people’s spam reports and other spam recognition techniques to automatically detect and offer the option to delete spam from peoples comment histories before they show up on their blog. My average is about 11billionty spams per 1 real comment so I’ll occasionally read through the spams to keep myself entertained while waiting for well educated responses from my select viewers.

In addition to the ‘May I Sex You Up’ messages, as one might suspect, there are numerous comments making reference to an impossibly small appendage one might be in possession of and the need for their self aggrandizing expander potions. Of course, those all go by the wayside. Then there are messages that perhaps one’s true loves physical attributes are not satisfactory to the other and that I may need to order them special magic voodoo potions in order to help them…. This would be quite disturbing, honestly, but it can be fun to read the broken English and the poor attempts at writing good blog spam messages. I would like to offer my skills at a semi-experience english speaker to all of those blog spammers. I can write good worded englishness to better salesman your productions to the americano pig dogs.

THEN… holy smokes! I came across this picture, and I can only assume that this is the byproduct of one of these sex-um-up garbage ads. I had to take a second look at it. At first I thought that perhaps these pump-it-up blast your bits super-collider of love chemical potions they were selling online might possibly work. I mean.. when you see the picture, you’ll think to yourself. HOLY COW!! Look what that did for the female of the species! That’s unheard of!

Anyways, I’d advise you stay away from these potions you see advertised online. Even if you need them, it’s unlikely that some doctor who’s name you can’t explain, emailing you or posting to your blog can really help you. As always, we (I) here at thaltech.com/houseblog recommend you see a board certified doctor before you go buying blue colored arsenic or some such on the web. If you don’t, you could end up with THIS problem!

Yeah!! how embarrassing would that be!? He’s staring off, looking a little ticked off.. She’s looking the other way, and the little baby -WHATEVER- is like ‘uhm…… mom?’ Sure.. it’s got a long neck but you just can’t pass that off as ‘the kid’s a little weird’!

P.S. If you’re offended by 2 giraffes with a feathered giraffe offspring, get a life, it’s 2010!

By the way, I found this image at http://www.wildlife-pictures-online.com/giraffe_tala-09.html which may or may not have additional pictures of the side affects of on-line drug purchases!

And thanks Google for the appropriate linkage